Zen Master Joke
The Zen Master steps up to the hot dog cart.
The vendor asks "What will you have?"
The Zen Master replies "Make me one with everything"
So the hot dog vendor prepares a hot dog with the works and hands it to the
Zen Master, who pays with a $20 bill. The hot dog vendor puts the bill in
his cash box and closes the lid.
"Where is my change?" asks the Zen Master.
The hot dog vendor responds. "Change must come from within."