>Date: Thu, 25 Apr 1996 11:56:56 -0700
>From: H Phillups Lovecraft 'cthulu@miskatonic.edu'
>Reply-To: Psychic HoloVet List  'VETMAGIC-L@EREHWON.MORDOR.EDU'
>Subject: Immune System

>I am new to this list. Several recent messages have
>used the phrase "strengthen the immune system." I
>raise Greater Transylvanian Bat Hounds in Arkham, MA,
>where air quality has deteriorated rapidly in the
>past few years owing to overdevelopment (too many new
>homes, cars, coming in at the rate of 4,000/month). I
>use Probiocin (live bacteria) every few weeks for the
>dog's general health. Can a vet please tell me other
>ways to "strengthen the immune system" other than
>semiannual shots.
>
>Howard P and the Hounds of Tintalos

Well Howard, our company Naturo-Strong has developed
a special combined program of exercises designed to
strengthen your dog's immune system.

We have several different immune system exercises:

The Oriental Martial Arts program for the T cells
designed to give Ninja skills to your dog's Killer T
cells.

The Marathon training program for the
circulating anti-bodies.

The special Wilderness Survival School for the
tonsils, Peyers patches and other immunogenic
stalwarts standing at guard between the outside world
and the inner body.

The Bar Room Bouncer's Skills School for the
Macrophages.

And for those all important B cells, special
Workplace Sensitivity Classes to increase
their abilities at cognate interaction and and
hypnosis theraphy to enhance memory retention!*


* see Ahmed & Gray:
Immunological Memory and Protective
Immunity, Science Vol 272 Ap 5, 1996 pp 54>60.