 Question: How far would you go for an A+?
A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She
glances down the hall, closes his door quietly, and kneels
in front of him pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam," she gushes. She
leans closer to him, flips back her hair seductively, and gazes
very meaningfully into his eyes.
"I mean ..." she whispers, "... I would do anything."
He returns her gaze.
"Anything?"
"Anything."
His voice softens.
"Anything??"
"Anything !"
He leans forward and presses his cheek against hers, with his
mouth next to her ear. His voice turns to a whisper ...
"Would you ... study?"
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